DKM Hockey Podcast

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

CBJ Star Wars

A long time ago (a week ago Thursday) in a galaxy far, far away (Powell, Ohio) the DKM Hockey podcast -- joined by special guest Brett "RockmanHalo" Ireland -- outlined for you which Blue Jacket players we would cast as the characters from Star Wars. Below is a re-cap of our choices, along with the best crude face-swapping this novice photo editor could come up with. (Hey, we can't all be as good at this stuff as the Rockman!)

James Wisniewski swashbuckles around the galaxy as "Steve Solo"

Let the wookiee rookie Dalton Prout, in the role of "Choppabacca," win at chess...or else he'll pull off your arms

The CBJ saga unfolds in front of Jeff Rimer, "FSO-PO"

Jack Johnson (and his stunning cheekbones) star as the shady "Lando MF Calrissian"
There is essentially no explanation for RJ Umberger as "Princess Umby"

Hailing from the desert moon of Philadelphia, The Force is strong with Sergei Bobrovsky as "Luke Shutoutwalker"

Vinny Prospal imparts his wisdom in a clever accent as "Vinnywan Kenobi"

Everyone loves the heart and hustle of Matt Calvert as "R2 Deke You"
The Blue Jackets have found their Jedi master as John Davidson in the role of "Yodavidson"

Face-swapping against the notorious black helmet proved impossible, but Mike Babcock is already ugly and evil enough as "Darth Red Wing"

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