DKM Hockey Podcast

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

The Lady Bling Award presented by DKM Hockey #CBJ



 
The annual NHL Awards.  In an era of advancing our ideology and casting aside stereotypes, hockey fans today cling to awards named for a bunch of dudes who walked the earth decades ago.  In keeping up with trends, the NHL modernizes an award every now and then - like renaming the Lester B. Pearson Award to the Ted Lindsay Award.  I guess bloggers below the Mason Dixon line were confused as to why an NHL award was named after an airport in Toronto.  People who have no clue can “google” Ted Lindsay with the search results yielding much less confusion.  We here at DKM Hockey are looking to bring the NHL awards into the 21st century.  As our first foray into this endeavor, we present the hockey world with the first annual Lady Bling Award.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Blue Jackets Anagram Roster

Inspired by The Royal Half's anagram roster, we have created one for the Columbus Blue Jackets, or as they are newly renamed, the Cumulus Bleak Objects.  Apparently, you can't anagram "Nikitin Nikitin" into anything.


The Cumulus Bleak Objects - ROSTER

7
John JockanS "A"
6' 1"
238
Jan 13, 1987
27
Indianapolis, IN, USA
27
Mary Rayrun
6' 1"
208
Sep 27, 1993
20
Regina, SK, CAN
6
6' 4"
223
Jun 16, 1986
27
Omsk, RUS
47
Turd Platoon
6' 3"
222
Mar 13, 1990
24
Kingsville, ON, CAN
58
Dads radviva
6' 2"
219
Oct 22, 1990
23
St. Hyacinthe, QC, CAN
15
Zilch Stunk
6' 1"
203
Aug 25, 1982
31
Strasbourg, SK, CAN
51
Nudity forte
6' 2"
212
Jul 19, 1983
30
Izhevsk, RUS
21
Jasmine sew-kiwis
5' 11"
203
Feb 21, 1984
30
Canton, MI, USA

 

42
Marina motives
6' 4"
198
May 24, 1988
25
Yaroslavl, RUS
13
Satanic Monk
5' 8"
174
Jun 5, 1989
24
Riverside, CT, USA
40
Drab jello "A"
6' 3"
214
May 13, 1986
27
Charlotte, NC, USA
11
Carl Vatmett
5' 11"
187
Dec 24, 1989
24
Brandon, MB, CAN
14
Beau LAMcoke
6' 1"
202
Feb 18, 1986
28
Meadow Lake, SK, CAN
17
Sordid bunny-bank "A"
6' 2"
216
Apr 29, 1986
28
Anchorage, AK, USA
71
LOCKING INFO
6' 0"
210
Oct 31, 1987
26
Buffalo, NY, USA
23
Fart tinmatt
6' 0"
205
Jan 3, 1988
26
Edmonton, AB, CAN
8
Hoho tarntann
6' 2"
229
May 29, 1985
28
Welland, ON, CAN
38
Boner Jeonne
6' 2"
208
Jun 15, 1993
20
Dorchester, ON, CAN
19
Johnny arenas
6' 3"
223
Jul 31, 1992
21
Vancouver, BC, CAN
55
Mute Stalker "A"
5' 10"
199
Feb 4, 1985
29
Elk Point, AB, CAN
24
Mike Crazed knee
5' 11"
181
Jun 11, 1981
32
Sudbury, ON, CAN
26
Poop cryter
6' 0"
185
Jul 25, 1989
24
Grosse Pointe Woods, MI, USA
18
Berm jurrgen
6' 2"
214
May 3, 1982
32
Pittsburgh, PA, USA

 

72
BOOBY KISSVERGER
6' 2"
182
Sep 20, 1988
25
Novokuznetsk, RUS
31
Scrunchy timeline
6' 3"
205
May 23, 1983
30
London, ON, CAN



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